Feeling down?
Maybe a bidet or two? Or ignore all of that and just cause general pandemonium at your own leisure in the town of Edensin!
Pick-Yer-Dude! Use the Rattler to grapple your way to new heights!
Experience a bevy of interactivity as you feed Doggie Treats to strays to gather canine armies to do your dirty work, stock up on inventory (for a price!) at automated Vending Machines, and, for the first time ever in the franchise, use and flush functioning toilets!
(No third game is known to exist. The POSTAL Dude is back!Several years have passed since the events that devastated the once proud town remembered as Paradise. Fortune? John, industry veteran and legendary voice for Duke Nukem, as the voice of the POSTAL Dude! Choose Jon St.